Eine kleine Sammlung aus Quelltext-Sniplets mit unpassenden Kommentaren
x--; // Add one to x
„If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.“ - Norm Schryer
if ( m_bQuick && m_bDirty ) ...
„Software is like Sex, it's best if it's free.“ - Linus Torvalds
return true; // IS ERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!
„Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.“ - Bertrand Russell
// f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng...
„This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.“ - Wolfgang Pauli
error C2144: Syntaxfehler : '<unbekannt>' sollte auf '<unbekannt>' folgen
„The evil empire.“ - Scott McNealy (about Microsoft)
// sometimes I believe the compiler ignores all my comments
„They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.“
// You are not meant to understand this
„I need a girl whose name doesn't end with .jpg“
long john; // silver
„Fehler: Tastatur nicht angeschlossen. Bitte Taste F1 drücken!“
Computer-Fehlermeldung.
// drunk, fix later